Matt’s making me a sandwich and somehow managed to set the smoke alarm off. 

Anonymous asked: And forgive me if I'm wrong, but you and your girlfriend(?) are having a child?

Fiancee* and yes.

Anonymous asked: How old are you?

1,000

Anonymous asked: How long have you been together? Was it a planned pregnancy?

You’re asking pretty personal questions, if you’d really like to know, just come off anon and we can talk.

Anonymous asked: Seriously, though?

21